I had an idea to do a take-off on the haiku. I always liked haiku because of the clear parameters and that the brevity forces clarity. I decided to call this "I-ku" because the first line must start with "I". For some reason a syllable pattern of 8-4-3-4 came out. So, here are some "I-ku".
1 I tried to cook you a fried egg I broke the yolk I'll eat it It's my failure
2 I watched an episode of M*A*S*H It was funny Hawkeye said, "Don't be silly."